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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area's downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This one is closer to the living room, while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's ruth's room, she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room. She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is my room. I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room.... what can I say?? she's a shopper :D
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This one is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This one too, is roomie. It has a couch-fold out bed, which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(4 members) - confusing people
(9 members) - egging ruth's house,
(5 members) - farting
(5 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(5 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(5 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(2 members) - ky jelly
(4 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(3 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(7 members) - naked pole dancing
(1 member) - playin' twister in the buff
(1 member) - pole dancing
(4 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(5 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(2 members) - strip poker
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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anyway.... we went to Denny's to eat and the guy in the booth next to us made my stomach turn!! he was disgusting!!
we were sittin' there waitin' for our meals to arrive.... then I turn my head and this is what I see him doing! He unrolls the napkin with the sliverware in it... grabs the fork and sticks it in the back of his t-shirt and proceeds to scratch his back! Ewww.... THEN.... he decides that the fork wasn't doing the job right and grabbed the butter knife and did the same thing!!!
*BARF*
oh... no no no my friends!! that's not all... he rolled the utensils BACK into the napkin and put them back! the person he was waiting for sat down... they ordered, and the person unrolled the sliverware to use the spoon to stir his iced tea! OMG... how disgusting!
just thought I'd share :)
Congrats to your brother for hanging in there. I was in the USN for 6 years, and never imagined staying in for retirement....seemed like ages at the time. Shoot, I'd have been 4 years out by now with half pay....
On the other hand, I never would have gotten to do a lot of really cool things, either :-)
Please don't tell me about restaurant grossness---ignorance is bliss? You know what I notice, though, every time I walk into a restaurant after losing all the weight? How shiny the food is. I've always noticed that the portions seemed comically large, but they are also always super reflective from all the grease. Ick.
Regarding the sports bra question---I've said it before, Moody: Have you never heard of duct tape?
There is no such thing as a good sports bra. Anything that doesn't have a catch in the back is a workout in and of itself and I will hold no truck with it.
Yay for close siblings. My sister and I don't often see eye to eye but we get along alright and I am very fond of the person she managed to create, so I wish she lived a little closer. Maybe 3000km nstead of 12,000. :|
The sizes of meals in the US and (sometimes) Canada are just ridiculous. I will never forget getting a burrito in LV - I kid you not, it was a POUND of food. I got through about 1/3 of it and couldn't eat again for the rest of the day. Husbant did better and got through about 3/4 before he gave up. While we were sitting there though, 2 tables of people polished of TWO EACH. It was mindboggling.
We went blackberry picking yesterday, I have many many many blackberries. They are delicious. Suggestions on what to do with them are alway welcome.
Hey p0nda I made a blackberry pie, and the best darn jam ever. Both are pretty simple recipes readily available online and on the pectin boxes for the jam if you don't have a canning background.
A smidgen of jam on a non- Vegas sized sampling of vanilla ice cream is like heaven.
Sports bras, bah! Would rather light my hair on fire and have it put out with a freight train than wear one.
I'd rather take jfk's advice and duct tape the crap out of them... Hmmm, maybe I JUST MIGHT give it a try!
There are only two tools that you really need: WD40 for things that should move but don't, and duct tape for things that do move but shouldn't.
-WD40 (for reasons you've mentioned)
-duct tape (for reasons you've mentioned)
-windex (all purpose cleaner... cleans EVERYTHING!! dishes, teeth, captives etc..)
hmmmm... I know there's more. I suppose I'll add to the list later
It's hard to imagine life without toilet paper.
HELLO!! windex ALWAYS does the trick... then ya drip-dry! Psshhh... that's BETTER than toilet paper, and better for the environment...less waste in the sewer system.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.
English translation:
the cockroach, the cockroach
he can't walk (or travel) anymore
because he doesn't have, because he's missing (or lacking)
marijuana to smoke
lol
(it obviously sounds better [and rhymes better] in spanish) ..anyway, just some useless information to share ;)
I know exactly how la cucaracha feels.
there there
*goes to jfk's room for some cash..... hops into car and drives to the shady part of town..... buys jfk a quart sized zip-lock bag of the good stuff..... comes home and wraps it up in pretty wrapping paper..... puts jfk's name on it and leaves it on kitchen table for him to find in the morning*
Picks up morning paper, turns to police blotter
Hey that looks like Moody's car....
Reads story about how catnip laced with kerosene is being sold as sensimilla.
Tsk, tsk...
Woman! Where are my newspaper and slippers?
*looks at Ruth's bedroom door*
*snaps fingers three times*
You heard the woman... get us our newspaper and slippers dammit! OH... and bring us a beer
Wakes up on la-z-boy recliner, strokes two day stubble on cheek to wipe off dried pizza sauce. Takes off shoe--oops, robe fell open...may as well scratch the crotch. Wings shoes at Ruth's door---direct hit.
You heard 'em Woman!
Puts newspaper back over face, goes back to sleep.
Oi, jfker! Hands and knees. I need a foot stool.
*rubs stains on wifebeater absently.
DAMMIT jfk!!! how many times have we told you to stop leaving your stupid underware in the living room!!!???
So you can log your weight -- which allows you to do the following:
- Plot your weight curve
- Analyze the trend of your weight (see under Recent in the figure above)
- Determine the projected target date (see under Overall in the figure above)